I had a dream last night that my friend Donald and I enrolled in an acting class that was meant to teach us how to be iconic movie douchebags. It was taught by the blond bully from The Karate Kid, William Zabka, who also played the douchebag in other great 80s films, like Back to School and Just One of the Guys.

How awesome would that class be in real life? Where did all the blond douchebags go, anyway? I could be one of those.