I watched The Ides of March tonight, and so I’m doing my customary activity of reading user reviews on the Internet Movie Database just to see how my appraisal holds up against other common men and women. I found it to be a fairly well-layered story, by the way, that I’m still working to fully peel apart in my mind. I liked it.
Anyway, what follows is amongst the most obnoxious reviews I’ve read in my entire life. There isn’t a single line within that is actually coherent, but the hilarious thing about it is how goddamn awesome this guy thinks he is because of his facility with a thesaurus. It’s so god-awful, it must be shared. And no, I’m not going to cut him any slack just because he’s from Prague. This shit reeks with the arrogance of stupidity in any language. (more…)