Since “cameron diaz in a bikini in knight and day” seems to be one of the main reasons people ever visit this blog through search engines, I’ll just make this easy for everybody. Rather than compelling you to scan through my review of Knight and Day, here you go:

And I’ll just say again what I said then: nothing much to see there. Cameron Diaz haters, feel free to chime in on how flat-chested she is or something.