Nothing to do with anything, but last night I dreamed that I was posting on my blog about something that I had dreamed about inside of my dream. Did somebody perform an inception on me? Anyway, here are a couple of stupid things I actually learned about on the forums for Star Wars: The Old [...]
Archive for the ‘Miscellanea’ Category
Pia, Outfit, Etc.
Quick follow-up post just to say that I’ve been Tweeted, and even though I sort of hate Twitter, that’s still kind of cool. I don’t think I’ve ever been Tweeted before. So thanks, Jill Morton, whoever you are. jillmorton Jill Morton Getting a pop color fix from American Idol. Image trumps hot vocals. Did the [...]
CAPTCHA
This has nothing to do with anything, but why does CAPTCHA even exist anymore? Is there anybody alive who doesn’t hate these fucking things? Nine times out of ten you can’t read them. So yeah, they’re effective in keeping out robots, but they’re also effective in keeping out humans.
The Lasting Cultural Legacy of Duckman
This is my new favorite website: AntiDuckface. I’ve been wondering about duck faces for years. The most common duck face (in my experience) is the one seen through a grainy webcam image, and it used to be (maybe still is) pretty much a requirement for any girl under, say…age 22, to have some shitty photo [...]
E.T., the Return
So I had a dream last night that E.T. was real, and that his journey to Earth had been a scouting mission as a precursor to colonization. So they came back in vast numbers, enslaved humans, and now E.T. is leading the resistance force against his own people. Somebody do something with that.
Happy Birthday
My birthday is today, so I’ve been looking over IMDb’s “Born on this Day” list. I had to go all the way back to 1890 before I found anybody cool: H. P. Lovecraft. If it weren’t for Lovecraft, I might just have been the most awesome person every born on August 20th. I suppose I [...]
Spam-a-lot
No, this isn’t about the Monty Python play, but rather some of the hilarious spam that I get on this blog. I’ll tell you…these spam bots are getting better. As experienced as I am with the Internet, I still have to read some of these things twice to attempt to determine whether or not they’re [...]
Why You’re Here
It’s clear that I’m going to need to start spicing up the content on this blog (or start actually posting some original content) if I ever want to see any interesting search terms in my site stats. These are pretty boring: “inception backlash” – I did call it correctly, by the way, though it took [...]


