I’m going to call a spade a spade on this one and simply say that The Box was the most boring film that I’ve seen in a long time. In fact, it took me two attempts to make it through the film. Once, about a month ago, I tried and fell asleep after about a half an hour (my wife after about five minutes), and then last night, I finally picked it up about 45 minutes in and half-watched it through to the end.
Consequently, I’m not qualified to provide a legitimate review of this film, nor have I any desire to, really, since it’s hardly worth the time. Instead, I’ll merely spoil it for you below the “Read More”.